its raining sideways
ratchetmessreturns:

I guess he keeps it real

ratchetmessreturns:

I guess he keeps it real

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

jellygod:

you:

 image

me:

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randomlilworld:

The funniest jawn I’ve seen this far, hands down
Lmao

naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

so-few-words:

unamusedsloth:

Full video here.

they make it look so graceful

spiketv:

Some food combos are better left in the kitchen. Catch two brand new episodes of Frankenfood this Sunday at 10/9c. 

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.


how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 



OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

image

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

image

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

rulu:

on the news they were talking about a 9-foot alligator in coral springs and my mom was like “a what alligator?” so I said, “a NINE-FOOT alligator” and she said

"that’s weird don’t they normally have 4 feet"

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration