its raining sideways
someoneudontknow5:

heydiddlehiddleston:

i’m crying
(credit to giannina)



I’m sorry

someoneudontknow5:

heydiddlehiddleston:

i’m crying

(credit to giannina)

I’m sorry

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

melkorwashere:

ok very-very fast and messy doodles…i’m sketching instead of sleeping >__<

-Eonwe and Olorin -Melian -Arien and Tilion -Sauron’s spirit after ring destruction 

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

lost-in-hammerspace:

This has been a psa about Aesthetic Attraction by me

toocooltobehipster:

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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is this how jaden smith writes his tweets?

You just have to play to your own strengths you were born with. If you’re born a water bender, you don’t say you wish you could be a fire bender just because you see people beautifying fire- no, you level your water bending shit up and start controlling people’s fucking blood! Screw fire. Screw it’s beauty. You got your own beauty, your own strength.
jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

babyspank:

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

Probably the Ferguson PD if it was a little dark.

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

And hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey

trilliondollarbooty:

deviantart:

We’d watch.
“Not Coming This Fall" by *kevinbolk