its raining sideways

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

maxhole:

@god why are boobs so cool

lenkagamines:

reerugan:

promo me, i am fun and cool and enjoy animes like a certain magical index

I can vouch for the fun and cool part but as for the anime, follow at your own risk

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[infiltrates biker gang] i hear picnics and outdoor games are illegal now. who wants to meet at the park this afternoon & break the law

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

madonnadoingthings:

Madonna tries to throw a party

madonnadoingthings:

Madonna tries to throw a party

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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Harry Potter + Places

crillah:

shouldnt:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

altarayyy

toyota:

white person: I am sorry I killed your natives & enslaved your ancestors, I was hacked

Intelligence is sexy. Don’t play stupid.
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chakram-warrior:

So I was playing with my rats today and..