I guess he keeps it real
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
The funniest jawn I’ve seen this far, hands down
Am I doing this right
Some food combos are better left in the kitchen. Catch two brand new episodes of Frankenfood this Sunday at 10/9c.
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE
on the news they were talking about a 9-foot alligator in coral springs and my mom was like “a what alligator?” so I said, “a NINE-FOOT alligator” and she said
"that’s weird don’t they normally have 4 feet"
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration